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fourm:

hotpockette:

do you ever wonder if your old teachers use you or your work as an example

yeah on what not to do

iandsharman:

Ladies and gentleman, this is why font choice matters.

iandsharman:

Ladies and gentleman, this is why font choice matters.

cometotheartside:

pinklikeme:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THE OTHER DAY THIS CUTE GIRL her laugh is so infectious goddammit

Dying.

THE MORNING AFTER A DRUNKEN SLEEPOVER

howdoiputthisgently:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

minteh:

"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.