Stuff which may be obscene but it's still funny

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

i stand corrected

slenclerman:

when he texts first ♥

reblogmyselfie:

as Gandhi once said “its not gay cause its in a threeway”

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent

sodamnrelatable:

when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say

imaginethebutts:

advice on how to make friends

be funky fresh

me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*

me: why is my internet so slow?

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

GUYS