Stuff which may be obscene but it's still funny

May 23

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

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earthwormjesus:

stabla:

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

my cabbages

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princeruto:

i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

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mangoblood:

am i in love or am i horny

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derrierequeen:

wow im hungry time for a small midnight snack like a few crackers or a dozen donuts and a steak

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May 22

not-so-little-cal:

an-egg:

not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people

sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s

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baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

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